Her: I love you, but right now I’m cheating on you… I’m sleeping in someone else’s arms… My bed.
Me: I love you so damn much. We can work through this.
Her: It’s been going on since before I met you. I’m sorry baby, but it’s me and my bed or nothing.
Me: That’s okay, I can accept you both.
Her: I’ve been bedsexual since I was born. I didn’t choose it!
Me: But I have a secret too…
Her: A secret?
Her: Wow. You complete me so much.
Me: How will we pick what bed to sleep on though? Or will we bump them together and let them be lovers too?
Her: You mean a bedsexual orgy? I’m down with it.